Recent pictures from the O-ren Ishii Ashiyana PooPoo Kitty Buck's Attack of the Turtle Martial Arts School for the Wickedly Adorable. Please enjoy.


A recent pilgrimage to the Shine of Cat, 猫の宮.

In my school, I emphasize mastery in paw-to-paw combat.

Notice the Hanzo steel and the laser eye, combining the classic skill of martial art with the technological advancements of modern warfare.

No doubt after defeat in battle against my aforementioned pupil.

A few of my American brothers have formed a yakuza capitalizing on more Western styled techniques. The TV in the background had been playing 102 Dalmations.

Here you see one who has mastered The Eye of the Orodruin, an immensely powerful technique that only my most skilled sempaii have mastered.

But above all, mastery of the mind is paramount.

Have you ever seen a set of sexier whiskers? I could purr at him for hours. There needs to be a poster of him in my purple room.

Always a sucker for the classics.

Keep that curry coming!

I am a cultured feline; it is true. I am, after all, the founder of the O-ren Ishii Ashiyana PooPoo Kitty Buck's Attack of the Turtle Martial Arts School for the Wickedly Adorable. I am also a fan of Indian food, oh yes. While other mrows may snub their noses at the spicier side of life, I have no problem pawing at my humans until they give me alu matter or anything else covered in tumeric or curry, for that matter. I'm not sure why they were so surprised. After all, my middle name is Ashiyana, a nearby Indian restaurant.

Mrow, bitches.